#10 - Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
#9 - Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
#8 - Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
#7 - We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
#6 - Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
#5 - Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
#4 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
#3 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
#2 - 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
#1 - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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