Friday, February 13, 2009

Blonde Jokes

#10 - Why did the blonde drive into the ditch
To turn the blinker off.

#9 - Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

#8 - Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said “Don’t Walk.”

#7 - Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!

#6 - If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde would have to stop for directions!

#5 - Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
It said "concentrate" on it!

#4 – Why couldn’t the blonde call “911?”
She couldn’t find the “11” button.

#3 - Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
Because she loved children.

#2 - How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell her a joke on a Monday!

#1 - Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.

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