Top Ten Quotes By Lily Tomlin:
10. "What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring."
9. "Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
8. "We are all in this together, by ourselves."
7. "Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."
6. "Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. "
5. "I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody."
4. "I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."
3. "No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up."
2. "Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."
1. “Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.”