Top Ten Reasons to Get Out of Bed in the Morning

10. I must prevent the 11 y/o from driving himself to school. He would totally do it.

9. Coffee

8. Let the dog out to pee

7. Check my Farmville

6. Check e-mail

5. Seeing the sunny, grateful and happy faces of my children as they go off to school (oh wait, that's the tv show I dvr'd. My kids are the grumpy ones who can't find their shoes).

4. Making a "to-do" list (ha ha ha, that won't get done. But? I still make them anyway.)

3. That moment when I walk in the door, after dropping kids off at school, and realize I have the whole house to myself for several hours.

2. Knowing that I can go back to bed in an hour if I want to.

1. Knowing that I have exactly 24 hours to come up with better reasons to get up before I have to get up and do this all over again.

Top Ten Questions You Ask But Don't Really Want To Know The Answer To

10. What is that smell?

9. Why are there sunflower seeds in the toilet?

8. Did you fart?

7. What do you want for dinner?

6. How are you?

5. Did you just put that in your mouth?

4. Really?

3. Why is the milk in the cupboard?

2. How many grams of fat do you think this has?

1. Why were you in the bathroom for so long?